“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
when you have cute lingerie plans for your first boyfriend on your first new year’s with him…
then BAM! fucking lady problems. fuck you ovaries.